What is NDE you might ask, New Dick Energy of course! It’s the energy boost you get when you start getting new dick and you just can’t get enough sex. If you don’t have NDE, you need to get some.
Up until this point you accepted that sex was routine, part of the standard relationship deal, but now with this new dick… Oh, this new dick is a whole new world. You are like Jasmine taking her carpet on a magical cock ride transgressing the globe!
It’s exciting, thrilling—you stay up late on a school night just to get it! With NDE, women that used to be in bed by nine are closing down the clubs and aren’t even mad about it. New positions, new angles, seemingly ALL the right moves. You find yourself getting off in ways you never knew existed.
As a bonus, NDE doesn’t only boost your sex drive, it gives you a whole new life perspective. Instead of a frumpy single mom of two, you are an exotic temptress wearing the shit out of those yoga pants. That top knot is a strategic move for easier neck access rather than a hairstyle of convenience, and that minivan you drive, that is just a shaggin’ wagon in disguise.
You may be wondering, where can I get NDE? It can be found just about anywhere— swiping right, the grocery store, work or even your local watering hole. Depending on your standards, you could have NDE today or at least RDE—Random Dick Energy.
So, get out there ladies, because If you haven’t experienced NDE yet, it’s highly recommended you go and get some! From this NDE survivor’s point of view, everybody could use a little New Dick Energy in their lives.
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