I think we can all take a guess what danger dick may be, but to be clear, let’s define it. Danger dick is dick that you know is wrong, but you crave it anyway. For example, you could be a strait-laced corporate attorney by day who is dating your drug-pushing, junkie of a client by night—danger in being disbarred, maybe killed, paired with the excitement of having a dirty little secret.
Now danger dick is nothing new. In fact, danger dick has been exploited by the entertainment industry for years, but they are getting it all WRONG.
Recently I was watching a show with a side plot where a young male high school student was sleeping with his hot female teacher. Where do the writers come up with this shit? I mean this kid was probably still getting wet dreams.
From the male perspective I get it— hot experienced woman showing the ways of the vulva to mold him into a sex god. But what’s in it for her? She’s putting in the work to teach this youngster his ear from his asshole— meanwhile he’s just excited he gets to stick it in her. On top of playing teacher, she also has to be an actress as she hides her disappointment wiping the cum from her thigh because he didn’t quite make it in— AGAIN.
Eventually he’ll make it in, but we all know he has no rhythm— he’s going straight to pound town until he gets off while she’s on the receiving end faking an orgasm to build his confidence. We don’t even need to go there with oral sex because we know he won’t.
She finally works him up to an acceptable fuck mate and he leaves her ass with his newfound big dick energy for someone his own age— all that work and shitty sex for naught. If I’m her I don’t have the energy to do it all over again, so I just settle down with Stanly from IT. Boring as fuck but at least doesn’t give me a facial without warning.
So Hollywood, stop with all this weak ass danger dick and give us something to strive for. I’m talking fucking an escaped convict in a moving car while fleeing the police kind of danger, not some fool with a trigger dick that is practicing with his tube socks.
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