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Colbie
Mar 7, 20231 min read
Ode to a Woods Fucker
I took you in and called you friend, my empathy I would lend. I followed you to the edge where I stood like a sucker as you started your...
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Colbie
Apr 16, 20212 min read
Danger Dick
To be clear, let’s define it. Danger dick is dick that you know is wrong, but you crave it anyway.
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Colbie
Apr 14, 20212 min read
One Quick Question
Baby I know you are tired, and I appreciate you giving me these last few hours. I just have one last quick question.
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Colbie
Mar 2, 20213 min read
A Frosting Goodbye
It was the last day at my part-time job before I started my “real” job and we were celebrating my future success complete with an...
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Colbie
Feb 17, 20212 min read
Excuse Me Sir, Do I Know You?
Being the strict rule follower that I am and knowing all of the best workplace practices, I have made the bold choice to shit where I eat...
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Colbie
Feb 4, 20212 min read
I Was Diagnosed With NDE
It’s exciting, thrilling—you stay up late on a school night just to get it! With NDE, women that used to be in bed by nine are closing down
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Colbie
Feb 1, 20212 min read
Black Market Sperm
It’s Saturday night and I am getting down with my fine specimen of a man. And when I say fine, I mean FINE. We’re talking cut arms, abs,...
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Colbie
Feb 1, 20212 min read
Flesh Dildo
Typical Thursday, I am working away disgruntledly when “Buzzz” my man hits me up over text. What can this be? A confession of his...
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Colbie
Jan 26, 20212 min read
Your Grandma is a Wh*re
Yes, you read that title right, granny is a whore. I'm sure you're thinking, how could this be true about sweet little Memaw?! To be...
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