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Colbie
Jan 16, 20242 min read
Rubdown Rendezvous
Apprehensive at first, I got my first rubdown. I was HOOKED. Each massage was better than the last. We are talking magical rubdowns
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Colbie
Mar 7, 20231 min read
Ode to a Woods Fucker
I took you in and called you friend, my empathy I would lend. I followed you to the edge where I stood like a sucker as you started your...
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Colbie
Feb 19, 20222 min read
FYWTF - The Latest Exercise Craze!
Get on board with the latest exercise craze and find your inner fabulousness! #FYWTF2022
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Colbie
May 11, 20212 min read
My Road to the Top
I started the summer full of promise and ready to be molded into a marketing guru that would surely become CMO of one of the top fortune...
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Colbie
Apr 16, 20212 min read
Danger Dick
To be clear, let’s define it. Danger dick is dick that you know is wrong, but you crave it anyway.
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Colbie
Apr 14, 20212 min read
One Quick Question
Baby I know you are tired, and I appreciate you giving me these last few hours. I just have one last quick question.
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Colbie
Mar 5, 20212 min read
Let Me Buy You a Drink
Like so many others, I had a job that brought me to exotic places I would have never gotten to experience on my own. One such place was...
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Colbie
Mar 2, 20213 min read
A Frosting Goodbye
It was the last day at my part-time job before I started my “real” job and we were celebrating my future success complete with an...
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Colbie
Feb 19, 20212 min read
A Roommate's Tale
It was a bumping Wednesday evening the Spring of my Freshman year of college. After a night of vigorous studying, I decide to turn in...
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Colbie
Feb 18, 20211 min read
A Case of Mistaken Identity
Picture it, Spring Break circa 2005. The scene opens on a group of campers in the dessert toasting to their friends of yester year and...
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Colbie
Feb 17, 20212 min read
Excuse Me Sir, Do I Know You?
Being the strict rule follower that I am and knowing all of the best workplace practices, I have made the bold choice to shit where I eat...
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Colbie
Feb 4, 20212 min read
I Was Diagnosed With NDE
It’s exciting, thrilling—you stay up late on a school night just to get it! With NDE, women that used to be in bed by nine are closing down
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Colbie
Feb 1, 20212 min read
Black Market Sperm
It’s Saturday night and I am getting down with my fine specimen of a man. And when I say fine, I mean FINE. We’re talking cut arms, abs,...
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Colbie
Feb 1, 20212 min read
Flesh Dildo
Typical Thursday, I am working away disgruntledly when “Buzzz” my man hits me up over text. What can this be? A confession of his...
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Colbie
Jan 26, 20212 min read
Your Grandma is a Wh*re
Yes, you read that title right, granny is a whore. I'm sure you're thinking, how could this be true about sweet little Memaw?! To be...
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